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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Fish are friends, not food.
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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Fish are friends, not food.
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He watched her take off her makeup and wondered why she even put it on...
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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Fish are friends, not food.
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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Fish are friends, not food.
Go DAVID COOK!!!
I sooo hope he wins, he deserves it more than Archuleta!!
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People said that he didn't even want to audition... which is kind of true. But if he didn't want to be in American Idol he wouldn't of listened to his brother. So obviously, he wants this. I love his brother for that!
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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Fish are friends, not food.
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He watched her take off her makeup and wondered why she even put it on...
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